katscatwhiskers:

 dans reaction to the new xbox:

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phils reaction to the new xbox:

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jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

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